Curse

Doc Holliday · Feb 23, 2006, 01:29 AM // 01:29

*sneaks up on accurax and grabs his jewlery*

*punches him in the face with his own rings leaving SPRINT imprinted on his forehead*

*grabs him by his gay mowhawk and shoves him face first into a toilet*

*forces his head halfway down the pipe and holds him there till he drowns*

*Gets a tattoo artist to tattoo "I have been pitied!!!" on accurax's butt*

*yanks down accurax's pants and entices a bear to hump him till his back side looks like hamburger meat*

*"ahhh that was fun!!"*

*sits at corner table and orders beer*

*swig*

"Ahhhhh!!"

Starsky-sama · Feb 23, 2006, 02:08 AM // 02:08

(ouch accurax you got shafted repeatedly - 5 times to be exact. /jokez.)

*starts laughing out loud*
*punches Doc Holliday in the face*

"Pass It On"

I pwnd U · Feb 23, 2006, 02:13 AM // 02:13

wow ok....

*shoots accurax with AP bullets after dodging bullets shot at myself, then i brutally kill doc for posting so manyt imes in a row.*

Doc Holliday · Feb 23, 2006, 02:22 AM // 02:22

(sry bout that guys ma pc flipped out, I deleted the messages)

*pulls a neo and makes the bullets stop in mid air*

*drinks beer*

Two April Mornings · Feb 23, 2006, 03:34 AM // 03:34

*punches doc between lag spikes*

*hopefully doc gets teh punch withtin next 24 hrs*

Doc Holliday · Feb 23, 2006, 05:43 AM // 05:43

(lol no i tried to run to many progs at once and crashed)

*intercepts aprils fist and shoves into his own mouth*

*turns april around and plants a swift kick on his broad side sending him crashing into the bar*

*grabs beer*

*swig*

Symeon · Feb 23, 2006, 07:46 AM // 07:46

*sips beer*
*rocks back and forth on chair*
*observes the fight going on*
*laughs merrily*
"This is the life"

Two April Mornings · Feb 23, 2006, 12:24 PM // 12:24

*unfrozen from site lag spike*
*removes fist from mouth*
*inserts foot up docs a***

Doctor Death · Feb 23, 2006, 04:10 PM // 16:10

*helps April to insert foot further up Hollidays a***
*watches in amasment as April completely dissapears*
*Calls the medic*
*leaves quitely*

Symeon · Feb 23, 2006, 07:02 PM // 19:02

*starts dancing with a group of monkeys*
*stops*
"Hang on Paul I thought you got rid of all these little buggers? - "
*monkey bites hand*
"Yowwwwwwwwwwwwieeeeeeee!"
*shakes hand around*
"Oh no! The anything-proof skin must be wearing off! But - how?"
*runs out of the back door of the bar*

Two April Mornings · Feb 23, 2006, 08:35 PM // 20:35

*crawls out of doc's anus like ace ventura came out of that rhino*
*holy sh*t that was scary*

*drinks many a screwdriver*

Symeon · Feb 23, 2006, 09:09 PM // 21:09

*returns from the skin-carers' with a permanent layer of anything-proof skin that will never wear off...*
*whew*
*dances with monkeys*

Starsky-sama · Feb 23, 2006, 09:17 PM // 21:17

*decloaks*
*presses button on remote control*
*monkeys turn on King*
*a hippo crashes through the bar door dives into the monkey pile*
*presses another button*
*cloaks*
*vanishes w/o a trace*

I pwnd U · Feb 24, 2006, 02:40 AM // 02:40

*sips beer*

KlayMan641 · Feb 24, 2006, 02:41 AM // 02:41

*walk into the bar for thr first time*
*sits down and watch the fight*
*pick up a beer can and drinks out of it*

Two April Mornings · Feb 24, 2006, 02:42 AM // 02:42

*gets pwnd ensabah paul and the regulars*
*"welcomes" clayman to the bar*
*throws bloody dead rats on klayman*

KlayMan641 · Feb 24, 2006, 02:44 AM // 02:44

*brush the dead rats off of my body*
*punch April right in the face and siad "PAY BACK b****!!"
*fart*

darkdragon99 · Feb 24, 2006, 02:46 AM // 02:46

*shoots KlayMan in the knee*
*shoot other knee with flaming arrow*

KlayMan641 · Feb 24, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52

*take out the arrorw and shoot it at Darkdragon left hand*
*take out a knife and throws it at his right hand*
*fart*

KlayMan641 · Feb 24, 2006, 02:52 AM // 02:52

*take out the arrorw and shoot it at Darkdragon left hand*
*take out a knife and throws it at his right hand*
*fart*